Hollywood Whodunit?

Sun, 11 May 2008 16:20:13 -0800

This singer is fortunate in many ways but she always seems to be unlucky in love and WE know the reason why. She's an easy touch. Over and over again, she makes dumb choices and picks the wrong man. She dumped her husband when she found out he was GAY, and -duh- recently she kicked out her boyfriend for the same reason! The two exes got together and compared notes the other night and they had a few laughs at her expense.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:57:56 -0800

This cute movie actress looks sweet and innocent but she's far from it. Her last boyfriend was a rocker in a New York band who'd been around, but never met anyone like her. She laughed when she showed him all the stuff in her apartment that she had shoplifted. And he was astounded by her collection of pharmaceuticals. It got so he was afraid to go out with her- he never knew when she'd nick something and set off alarm bells in a store. She had enough pills in her purse to get them both locked up. That's why the big bad rockstar left her .

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:38:58 -0800

These good looking performers were America's Sweethearts and their divorce sent shockwaves through Hollywood. The real reason they split up: He brought her a gift she didn't like. HERPES! That's how she figured out he was cheating. Her new boyfriend doesn't mind because he got the SAME gift from a cheating girlfriend!

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:38:58 -0800

MOVIE STAR SEEN AT GAY SEX CLUB

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:06:52 -0800

This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she's afraid to come out of the closet. She has too many conservative fans and bosses who have no idea she's gay. She quietly lives with her girlfriend but once in awhile she can't resist hitting the lesbian clubs. Recently she was seen at a once-a-month after hours sex club for women where anything goes. And it did. Her highly recognizable face was the TALK of the orgiastic femmes.

CRUISING CRAIGS LIST FOR GAY SEX

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:05:12 -0800

We thought this much-loved actor had put his predilections behind him but he seems to have relapsed. Although he's now happily married, he's been cruising Craig's List for gay sex. A guy who placed an ad for anonymous sex was surprised when this actor turned up looking high as a kite and thrashed. He explained he'd been partying for a week and "didn't do this very often" but did not identify himself. Even with his facial hair and messed up looks he was easy to recognize. Let's hope he gets a grip before he goes off the deep end again.

PORNSTAR BOYFRIEND

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:19:38 -0800

Gay insiders are familiar with a porn movie from a few years back called "Three Brothers." It actually starred three real-life brothers who were Mormon missionaries as teens. The rumor has been circulating in West Hollywood that the youngest brother is now the top secret boyfriend of a Hollywood A-list actor. The general public assumes this handsome actor is a ladies man because he's had lots of hot girlfriends. But he's leading a double life with his pornstar boyfriend on the side.

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:48:24 -0800

This celebrity endured a long and painful divorce. She was heartbroken for months and it took a long time to recover. She was always close to her mother and welcomed her advice. Suddenly one day for no apparent reason she cut all ties with her mom and never wanted to see her again. Why? Insiders say our famous person suspects her mother of having an affair with her exhusband! Now she despises them both.

BOOZED UP ON THE INTERNET

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:55:36 -0800

This successful and handsome bi-coastal actor has a beautiful model girlfriend in New York, but finds himself working in California most of the time. So they fly across the country to see each other whenever possible. He makes a big deal out of claiming to be faithful. But our guy likes to drink way too much and when he's boozed up he goes online looking for girls. He felt it was a harmless way to have fun without really cheating until he met a special girl online. She told him she would be in LA and he couldn't resist visiting her at her hotel. The model found out and she's CRUSHED. It's another romance ruptured by male internet fantasies.

AGING CASANOVA DID IT AGAIN

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:31:39 -0800

This sexy actor was a major playboy in his day, who really loved women and planned to remain a bachelor. It was a shock when the right woman came along and she tamed him. To everyone's complete surprise, he settled down and started a family. They seemed happy for years, but lately he's been having a hard time NOT flirting. One thing led to another and now there's a 21 year old girl pregnant with his child. His wife is distraught and she's trying to finish filming a movie and figure out WHAT to do.

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:30:59 -0800

This English New Wave popstar has been performing and touring for decades as a hetero male to support his double life as a cross-dresser. He lives part-time in Berlin where he conducts his life as a woman. Not as a flashy drag queen or tart- he dresses like an upper crust society lady in a blonde wig with proper stockings and sensible shoes that match his purse. This immaculately groomed and refined lady has a feminine name and nobody ever mentions the singer's name. She has a masculine male assistant and hopes to have enough money saved someday to retire from the music biz and live fulltime as a woman.

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:59:33 -0800

This Oscar winner is considered one of the top actors in the business. He's supposed to be happily married with kids, but he turned up at the Chateau Marmont hotel Thursday night and partied till all hours in the lobby. After numerous cocktails, he asked another famous friend to get him "fixed up" with a girl. The friend walked up to a pretty blonde and brunette standing together and asked the blonde if she'd like to meet his well known buddy. The smart blonde sized up the situation and said "No thanks- I don't sleep with married men!" The gorgeous brunette immediately piped up "I do!" and off she went....

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:11:09 -0800

This handsome, athletic leading man has a slightly older wife who lives with their children far from Hollywood. The actor is often on location where he leads a secret double life. This actor fell hard for a 26 year old sexy Italian production ass't on one of his movies and gave him a top job - running his production company! Not only is the good looking young man getting a fat salary, but he's got perks - he's listed as associate producer on the star's movies. People are starting to get suspicious about their relationship and it could harm the actor's career. Worst of all, the actor doesn't know that the Italian has fallen hard for a Calvin Klein model he met at a Geffen party. Heartbreak dead ahead.

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:29:58 -0800

Nobody knew who Mr Nice Guy was until he married a very famous celebrity. She adored his good manners and sweet disposition. He was manly and sensitive and even loved to dance. But the marriage imploded and since his A-list wife left him he hasn't had much luck with the ladies. Even though he's famous and has money now. Why? Because what he really needs in an implant. He's a big boy who's tiny in all the wrong places - a prime candidate for "enhancement." Girls who've gone home with him seldom come back for seconds.

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:36:54 -0800

Against all odds she became one of America's most beloved TV personalities. She seems so sweet but actually has shockingly little regard for her pets. She adopted a kitten from an LA animal rescue organization, but returned it a few days later, explaining that it "wasn't cute enough." She picked out another kitten and took that home but the rescuers got a call within a few days. Our celebrity asked "How can I get my kitten DECLAWED? I don't want her to damage my expensive furniture." Horrified rescuers immediately picked up the kitten and won't do business with our celebrity again.